The Frictionary # 126

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1166. Education teaches us the rules of life. Experience teaches us the exceptions. (Mina Guillois)

1167. When we become aware of our humility, we've lost it. (?)

1168. You don't pay taxes. They take taxes. (Chris Rock)

1169. Flaws are like car headlights: only those of others blind us. (Maurice Druon)

1170. Blame is for God and small children. (Dustin Hoffman)

1171. I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

1172. Never take your kids to a 'petting zoo' where the attendant only has one arm. (Johnny Hart)

1173. Lottery, n. A tax on people who are bad at math. (Ambrose Bierce)

1174. Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse. (P.G. Wodehouse)

1175. Love is like a pineapple
Sweet and indefinable. (Piet Hein)

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