The Frictionary # 138

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1286. Obesity is really widespread. (Joseph O. Kern II)

1287. Cheese: the adult form of milk. (Richard Condon)

1288. Magazine: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue. (?)

1289. The mistake is not the opposite of the truth. It is forgetting the opposite truth. (Blaise Pascal)

1290. Life does not begin at conception, but when the kids leave home and the dog dies. (Russ James)

1291. Jesus was a bachelor. (Don Herold)

1292. I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. (Michelangelo)

1293. If you want to save your soul, you have to lose it. (Bertrand B. Leblanc)

1294. If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing. (Zimbabwean proverb)

1295. And as for truth - well, it's like brown - it's not in the spectrum. Truth is so generic. (Iris Murdoch)

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