The Frictionary # 142

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1326. Fiction is the truth inside the lie. (Stephen King)

1327. The ancients (...) always foresaw the worst, that's why they were always right. (Roch Carrier)

1328. I searched for the bluebird of happiness, but all I found was the chicken of despair. (?)

1329. Most cartoon characters do not have nostrils. It's all right; they generally have just four fingers. (Pierre Légaré)

1330. Sports is the toy department of human life. (Howard Cosell)

1331. The world is a playground, and life is pushing my swing. (Natalie Kocsis)

1332. If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle. (Jack Adams)

1333. Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean. (David Searls)

1334. Laughter is a charity. (Doris Lussier)

1335. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in history, with the possible exceptions of hand guns and tequila. (Mitch Ratcliffe)

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