Sunday, August 26, 2007

The Frictionary # 140

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1306. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. (Steven Wright)

1307. The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line. (Orlando A. Battista)

1308. There is nothing harder than the softness of indifference. (Juan Montalvo)

1309. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. (?)

1310. You're closer to the heart when her chest is flat. (Louis Bouilhet)

1311. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. (Leo Rosten*)
* Very often misattributed to W.C. Fields.

1312. Passion holds up the bottom of the universe and genius paints its roof. (Chao Chang)

1313. A good husband is healthy and absent. (Japanese proverb)

1314. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. (Sam Levenson)

1315. The heart is opened by being broken. (Sam Keen)

That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week.

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