The Frictionary # 141

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1316. Not doing more than the average is what keeps the average down. (William M. Winans)

1317. (T)he shortest book in the NT, namely "The Corinthians Reply to St Paul". It goes like this: 1.Dear Paul of Tarsus. 2. Please remove us from your mailing list. 3. The Corinthians. (Chris Brown)

1318. If necessity is the mother of invention, who's the father? - Starvation. (Johnny Hart)

1319. The meek shall inherit the earth - they are too weak to refuse. (?)

1320. Being good to a fellow human is treating him like a dog. (Alain)

1321. The heart does not grow old, but it is hard for a god to live in ruins. (Voltaire)

1322. The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. (Andy Rooney)

1323. Arguments with furniture are rarely productive. (Kehlog Albran)

1324. The smaller the head, the bigger the dream. (Austin O'Malley)

1325. It is not doubt, it is certainty that drives you mad. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

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