The Frictionary # 145

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1356. Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. (Charles Richards)

1357. The fundamentalist mind is like concrete: all mixed up and permanently set. (?)

1358. Can you cure the fear of needles with acupuncture? (Pierre Légaré)

1359. A heart is only a timer. (Carlos Gavito)

1360. People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. (Joan Rivers)

1361. Good art is not what it looks like, but what it does to us. (Roy Adzak)

1362. When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. (Jewish proverb)

1363. You must have a lot of patience to learn to be patient. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

1364. (P)aperclips are the larval stage of wire coat hangers. (Jerry Scott & Jim Borgman)

1365. He who stops being better stops being good. (Oliver Cromwell)

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