The Frictionary # 163

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1536. No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. (Mignon McLaughlin)

1537. The reason why old men use Viagra is not because they're impotent; it's because old women are so very ugly. (Jimmy Carr)

1538. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. (?)

1539. Hope is what's left when there is nothing left. (Victor Lévy-Beaulieu)

1540. Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there. (Will Rogers)

1541. A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. (Edgar Watson Howe)

1542. The older you get, the more things accelerate - the memory has trouble following. (Réjean Lévesque)

1543. All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

1544. Time is the moving image of eternity. (Plato)

1545. Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. (Bertrand Russell)

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