The Frictionary # 180

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1706. If the devil could be persuaded to write a bible, he would title it, "You Only Live Once". (Sidney J. Harris)

1707. In time we hate that which we often fear. (William Shakespeare)

1708. If thirteen's unlucky, then 12 or 14 are guilty by association. (Mitch Hedberg)

1709. The future is what transcends the held out hand. (Louis Aragon)

1710. I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious. (George Carlin)

1711. It's better to have less and be more. (Germain Savard)

1712. Stop procrastinating - starting tomorrow. (?)

1713. The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poor. (Joan Collins)

1714. They say time travel is impossible, but kids do it anyway. (Réjean Lévesque)

1715. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement. (Alfred Adler)

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