Sunday, December 21, 2008

The Frictionary # 209

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1996. All the best Christmas songs are written by Jews. (Roy Zimmerman)

1997. Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. (James Dent)

1998. Should you host Santa Claus, beware, he is most probably a child molester. (Pierre Foglia)

1999. Inequality is the permanent risk of contempt. (René Lévesque)

2000. Everything starts from a dot. (Wassily Kandinsky)

2001. A kiss, (...) is a secret that takes the mouth for an ear. (Edmond Rostand)

2002. Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. (Doug Larson)

2003. It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. (Kin Hubbard)

2004. Love is like carbon monoxide. It's in the air, but you can't smell it. (?)

2005. Between two evils, choose neither; between two goods, choose both. (Tryon Edwards)

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Best wishes for the Holidays!

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