The Frictionary # 202

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1926. The older you get, the harder it is to feel younger. (Vijay Singh)

1927. Wonderful invention, tomorrow. (Kenneth Viste)

1928. States fund their schools, which among other things are meant to turn children into responsible adults, by selling lottery tickets. (Nancy Gibbs)

1929. Innocence has never made anybody lucid. (Pierre Foglia)

1930. Education is the manifestation of perfection already in man. (Swami Vivekananda)

1931. Fears are nothing more than states of mind. (Napoleon Hill)

1932. I lost my memory and I can't even remember where. (Germain Savard)

1933. My inner romantic [is] usually tied up and gagged by my inner cynic. (Laura Roberts)

1934. The organization of a bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank - the really big chunks always rise to the top. [Imhoff's Law] (?)

1935. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (Steven Wright)

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