The Frictionary #193

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1836. Apologies are like monsters: they're only real if you believe in them. (Justin Feinstein)

1837. A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. (Wilson Mizner)

1838. Television: the mirror of the mirror of society. (Gérard Brach)

1839. A tired exclamation mark is a question mark. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

1840. Jealousy is the most dreadfully involuntary of all sins. (Iris Murdoch)

1841. The constant assertion of belief is an indication of fear. (Jiddu Krishnamurti)

1842. Pride is what is the most inflexible thing in this world. (Madame de Staël*)
* Also known as Germaine Staël-Holstein née Necker.

1843. Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Microwavable. (?)

1844. An onion a day gives your diet away. (Louis Safian)

1845. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. (Albert Einstein)

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