The Frictionary # 188

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1786. Roads endure longer than pyramids. (Karol Bunsch)

1787. A waffle is like a pancake with syrup trap. (Mitch Hedberg)

1788. Success is never final, but failure can be. (Bill Parcels)

1789. The first who compared woman to a rose was a poet, the second was an imbecile. (Gérard de Nerval)

1790. Everything happens for a reason; if you can't find a reason for something, there's a reason for that. (Chris Levi)

1791. Art's best friend: the auctioneer. (Réjean Lévesque)

1792. The human body, if properly cared for, can last a lifetime. (?)

1793. Uttering a word is like striking a note on the keyboard of the imagination. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

1794. A cucumber should be well sliced and dressed with pepper and vinegar and then thrown out. (Samuel Johnson)

1795. We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look. (Aldous Huxley)

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