The Frictionary # 184

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1746. Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. (Mitch Hedberg)

1747. We are condemned to kill time: thus we die bit by bit. (Octavio Paz)

1748. Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought. (Basho)

1749. Arrogance is a form of ignorance. (Troy Johnson)

1750. Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you. (Gilda Radner)

1751. Desire is not what you see but what you imagine. (Paulo Coelho)

1752. A truly lazy person is never bored. (?)

1753. Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty - as a way of enjoying elitism without guilt: God did it. (Florence King)

1754. Equations are the devil's sentences. (Stephen Colbert)

1755. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? (George Carlin*)
* George Carlin passed away on Sunday, June 22. At 71, he was still actively fighting hypocrisy and stupidity. He will be missed.

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