The Frictionary # 181

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1716. Age is a birth-defect. (Al Rosenthal)

1717. The plural of anecdotes is not data. (Randy Pausch)

1718. Duty is what no-one else will do at the monment. (Penelope Fitzgerald)

1719. Truth always lags behind, limping along on the arm of time. (Baltasar Gracian)

1720. In life, there are two things that cannot be half done: being born and dying. (Philippe Geluck)

1721. Today is the absolute day, the only day in the eternity of time. (?)

1722. Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. (Mitch Hedberg)

1723. Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing. (Irene Peter)

1724. Why are there so many accidents on the road? It's because tomorrow's cars are driven by today's men on yestersay's roads. (Pierre-Jean Vaillard)

1725. You can't wake a person who is pretending to sleep. (Navajo proverb)

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