The Frictionary # 186

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1766. I think; therefore, I'm single. (Lizz Winstead)

1767. All knowledge is ambiguous. (J.S. Habgood)

1768. An apple a day keeps the doctor away...so does a gun. (Alexandre Barrette)

1769. You can only complain satisfactorily to people you know really well. (Ursula LeGuin)

1770. In politics, there are no traitors, only losers. (André Thérive)

1771. Anger cannot be dishonest. (George R. Gardner)

1772. You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair. (Chinese proverb)

1773. The difference between love and friendship? Night and day. (?)

1774. How come when it's us it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken it's an omelet? (George Carlin)

1775. Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. (M.C. Escher)

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