The Frictionary # 189

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1796. Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. (Jonathan Swift)

1797. Nostalgia: your memories that miss the past. (Tahar Ben Jelloun)

1798. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens. (Nick Diamos)

1799. To play is to dream with your whole body. (Georges Duhamel)

1800. According to a new survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. Women say the first thing they notice about men is that they are a bunch of liars. (Jay Leno)

1801. People (...), the veterans of childhood. (Bill Maher)

1802. The car is man's third testicle. (Rimdelaire)

1803. Friends are like butt cheeks. Crap might separate them, but they always come back together. (?)

1804. Death belongs to life as birth does. The walk is in the raising of the foot as in the laying it down. (Rabindranath Tagore)

1805. The path of civization is paved with tin cans. (Elbert Hubbard)

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