The Frictionary # 196

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1866. Although he's regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics. (George J. Mitchell)

1867. Dignity is like perfume; those who use it are scarcely conscious of it. (Christina of Sweden)

1868. A beautiful war movie makes war beautiful. (Jean-Pierre Lefebvre)

1869. It takes two things to be a consultant - Gray Hair and Hemorrhoids. The Gray Hair makes you look distinguished. The Hemorrhoids make you look concerned. (John Wagner (as Maxine))

1870. An open mind, like an open window, should be screened to keep the bugs out. (Virginia Hutchinson)

1871. I distrust those who do not laugh. They are not serious people. (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)

1872. The end is the beginning of all things,
Suppressed and hidden,
Awaiting to be released through the rhythm
Of pain and pleasure. (Jiddu Krishnamurti)

1873. Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. (?)

1874. "Bite into life!", they say. It then becomes evident why life is so hard. (Réjean Lévesque)

1875. Don't write so that you can be understood, write so that you can't be misunderstood. (William Howard Taft)

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