The Frictionary # 194

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

1846. All truths should be told, but not to your face. (Mike Ward)

1847. The family that stays together may be convicted of incest. (Robert Bloch)

1848. The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. (George Carlin)

1849. The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist. (Max Jacob)

1850. Other than Wal-Mart, politics is the only arena where old people get all the jobs. (Joel Stein)

1851. Children need your presence more than your presents. (Jesse Jackson)

1852. Memories are like the movies: when the actors are young it sometimes is because the film is old. (Claire Martin)

1853. Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped. (African proverb)

1854. Resistance is useless if < 1 ohm. (?)

1855. It's impossible to be who you are when you're trying to be someone else. (Mardy Grothe)

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