The Frictionary # 239

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2306. Confession is often an avoidance of change. (Hugh Prather)

2307. Best way to get rid of kitchen odors. Eat out. (Phyllis Diller)

2308. When there are ten steps to take towards someone, nine is only half way. (Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly)

2309. You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. (Dave Barry)

2310. Science has always been too dignified to invent a good backscratcher. (Don Marquis)

2311. An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper. (Kahlil Gibran)

2312. We are always gauche when we pity others. (Jean-Paul Pinsonneault)

2313. Alimony: a gambling debt. (?)

2314. When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. (Geoffrey F. Fisher)

2315. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man. (William Shakespeare)

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