The Frictionary # 251

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2426. Secrets are things we give to others to keep for us. (Elbert Hubbard)

2427. Never have children, only grandchildren.* (Thomas Pryor Gore)
* Generally attributed to Gore Vidal, but he was quoting his grandfather. (Source: Dr. Mardy Grothe)

2428. Communism is one of the only serious diseases that were not tested on animals. (Coluche)

2429. Faithfulness is often a question of habit. (Michel Comte)

2430. Love is too young to know what conscience is. (William Shakespeare)

2431. We only betray those who love us. (Dany Laferrière)

2432. Lost, yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered, for they are gone forever. (Horace Mann)

2433. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. (F. Scott Fitzgerald)

2434. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles. (?)

2435. A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. (Albert Einstein)

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