The Frictionary # 247

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2386. When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil. (Max Lerner)

2387. If religion is the opiate of the masses, explanations are the librium of the elites. (Sam Keen)

2388. Truth is too naked, she doesn't excite men. (Jean Cocteau)

2389. Poetry makes nothing happen. It survives in the valley of its saying. (W.H. Auden)

2390. I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. (Steven Wright)

2391. Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. (Earl Wilson)

2392. Painting is very easy when you don't know how. When you know, it's very difficult. (Edgar Degas)

2393. Puberty: stage of development marked by the commencement of southward migration of the human brain. (B.C's Wiley's Dictionary) (Mason Mastroianni)

2394. If at first you don't succeed, you're about average. (?)

2395. There are three universal symbols on this planet: the dollar sign $, tits, and the soccer ball. (Po Bronson)

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