The Frictionary # 240

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2316. Fate is the excuse of souls without will. (Romain Rolland)

2317. It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. (Samuel Levenson)

2318. Beware of memories, like you would of a watch that has stopped. (Georges Schéhadé)

2319. I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized who was telling me that. (Emo Phillips)

2320. The strain [swine flu] is constantly changing shape and mutating, like a microscopic version of Joan Rivers's face. (Scott Feschuk)

2321. Love is a sport, specially if there's one of the two who doesn't want to. (Jean Yanne)

2322. A heart that hurts
Is a heart that works. (Brian Molko)

2323. An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. (Orlando A. Battista)

2324. Life goes on. They are expanding the cemetery. (?)

2325. How young can you die of old age? (Steven Wright)

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