The Frictionary # 299

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2906. The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)

2907. We rarely know why we love. We always think we know why we don't love anymore. (Marcelle Auclair)

2908. The main difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman is that the used car salesman can probably drive and knows he's lying. (Peter da Silva)

2909. To imagine is to choose. (Jean Giono)

2910. Advice to writers. Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

2911. Biography is: a system in which the contradictions of a human life are unified. (Jose Ortega y Gasset)

2912. God believes in Planned Parenthood - He had only one child. (Flynn Connolly)

2913. There is never a second chance for the first time. (Frank Dubosc)

2914. God works in mysterious ways. But at least he works. He's never on welfare in mysterious ways. (Stephen Colbert)

2915. Fear is the mother of morality. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!