The Frictionary # 293

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2846. To profess to be doing God's will is a form of megalomania. (Joseph Prescott)

2847. I am a daylight atheist. (Brendan F. Behan)

2848. God never built a church. (Alan P. Scott)

2849. Advice worth gold rarely yield money. (Jacques Sternberg)

2850. Some people have mental blocks, I have entire neighborhoods. (Tim Lane)

2851. Comparison, more than reality, makes men happy or wretched. (Thomas Fuller)

2852. In the kingdom of the one-eyed, seeing dogs are half-price. (François Parenteau)

2853. When did I realize I was God? I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. (Peter O'Toole)*
* The quote is most probably by Peter Barnes who wrote "The Ruling Class" (play & screenplay; in the movie, Peter O'toole utters the quip.)

2854. Procreation doesn't harm the environment; Man is biodegradable. (?)

2855. Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. (Eric Sevareid)

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