The Frictionary # 288

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2796. The present is where the future comes to die. (Richard Eskow)

2797. A minor operation is one that is done on someone else. (Richard Selzer)

2798. It's not love that makes the world go 'round, it's inertia. (Gregory Benford)

2799. I agree with changing my mind...but with whom? (Tristan Bernard)

2800. Love is physics. Marriage is chemistry. (Alexandre Dumas, son)

2801. A really smart bomb would refuse to explode. (Alan P. Scott)

2802. Tomorrow always comes, and today is never yesterday. (S.A. Sachs)

2803. We make a living by working...We get rich by getting others to work. (Octave Mirbeau)

2804. Democracy is but a word in the dictionary. (?)

2805. A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.* (Joan Walsh Anglund) 
* Commonly attributed to Maya Angelou.

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