The Frictionary # 282

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2736. Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. (Herman Wouk)

2737. There is nothing natural in the Museum of Natural History. (Robert Smithson)

2738. Learning is like rowing upstream: not to advance is to drop back. (Chinese proverb)

2739. How can a sane woman marry a gynecologist? (Réjean Lévesque)

2740. Diplomacy is the art of letting somebody else have your way. (Robert Frost)

2741. Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun. (Don Marquis)

2742. Oh, a wondrous bird is the pelican
His beak holds more than his belican
He takes in his beak
Food enough for a week.
But I'll be darned if I know how the helican. (Dixon Lanier Merritt)

2743. Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important. (Carl Reiner)

2744. Common sense could prevent most divorces, also most marriages. (?)

2745. Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves. (Nathaniel Branden)

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