The Frictionary # 272

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2636. Life itself is a quotation. (Jorge Luis Borges)

2637. Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. (Will Rogers)

2638. Real independence consists in depending on whom we want to depend. (Frédéric Dard (San Antonio)

2639. A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. (Erma Bombeck)

2640. Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. (Leo Rosten)

2641. Women always want to change men, men always want to trade women. (Anne Roumanoff)

2642. What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. (Lao Tzu)

2643. The butterfly. A love-letter folded in two looking for the address of a flower. (Jules Renard)

2644. Health: the slowest possible rate at which one can die. (?)

2645. A politician is like a contraceptive: he gives a reasonable feeling of security while you're being screwed. (Charles Ottinger)

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