The Frictionary # 262

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2536. Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.* (?)
*Very often attributed to Christopher Marlowe.

2537. If crime doesn't pay, then it must be volunteer work. (Albert Brie)

2538. Ignorance isn't not knowing, but not wanting to know. (Werner Mitsch)

2539. If probabilities were always right we would call them certainties. (Réjean Lévesque)

2540. If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. (Mary Kay Ash)

2541. If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. (Noam Chomsky)

2542. Music: the most beautiful religion in the world. (Minou Drouet)

2543. Most people make babies out to be very complicated, but the truth is they have only three moods: Mood One: Just about to cry. Mood Two: Crying. Mood Three: Just finished crying. (Dave Barry)

2544. Twitternoia: the irrational fear that you're not being followed. (?)

2545. I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. (John Cage)

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