The Frictionary # 255

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2466. Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. (attributed to Mark Twain)

2467. Victory also gives the privilege of pitying the victim. (Madeleine Ferron)

2468. Hurricanes are God's way of saying, "Get off my property." (Bill Maher)

2469. They say that television adds 10 pounds, well, be aware that Internet takes off 50 to 60. (Sylvain Larocque)

2470. Breaking up has this going for it: you become yourself again. (Geneviève Letarte)

2471. Kisses end. Dreams vanish, and sometimes cities too. We long for the perfect ending but the curtain falls along with our hearts.
Beauty is so difficult. (Cathy Newman)

2472. Love the quest, marriage the conquest, divorce the inquest. (Helen Rowland)

2473. Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. (Robert Orben)

2474. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. (?)

2475. The only thing more predictable than the illusion of certainty is the certainty of illusion. (Mardy Grothe)

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