The Frictionary # 258

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2496. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. (Leo J. Burke)

2497. There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened. (Mary Kay Ash)

2498. The masses prefer to be dazzled and not enlightened. (Charles Fourier)

2499. The urge to rebel in youth often predates having a reason to do so. (Bill Maher)

2500. Once: Enough. (Ambrose Bierce)

2501. Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have some peanut butter. (James Garfield)

2502. The future comes slowly, the present flies, and the past stands still forever. (Johann Friedrich von Schiller)

2503. The shortest path from one point to the other is deciding not to go. (Philippe Geluck)

2504. When all else fails, read the instructions (Cahn's Axiom) (?)

2505. You can't judge a book by its lover. (Goodman Ace)

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