The Frictionary # 259

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2506. Tact is the art of convincing people they know more than you do. (Raymond Mortimer)

2507. Fondness is passion at rest. (Joseph Joubert)

2508. If women would rule the world, there'd be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. (Frank Spadone)

2509. Humility is like underwear, essential but indecent if it shows. (Helen Nielsen)

2510. Ballerinas are nuns praying with their feet. (Stéphane Laporte)

2511. There are more than two million Americans locked up, and that's not including the people who work at Wal-Mart. (Bill Maher)

2512. Nature makes men similar, life makes them different. (Confucius)

2513. Thanks to increased life expectancy, (...)this is the first time in the history of planet earth that children and parents could be wearing diapers at the same time. (Ron James)

2514. Doing what you like is freedom, liking what you do is happiness. (?)

2515. A man's library is a sort of harem. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

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