The Frictionary # 263

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2546. Life is great - I don't know what I'd do without it. (Alan Alda)

2547. Historian: broad-gauge gossip. (Ambrose Bierce)

2548. Look twice to see right, only once to see beautiful. (Henri-Frédéric Amiel)

2549. Women give us the silent treatment because they think it's a punishment (...). We call it "peace and quiet". (Jimmy Carr)

2550. The way to avoid responsibility is to say, I've got responsibilities. (Richard Bach)

2551. Music is the only religion that delivers the goods. (Frank Zappa)

2552. The real advantage of breast-feeding is that only female persons can do it. (Dave Barry)

2553. We all want to be understood but not to the extent of being unmasked. (Albert Brie)

2554. Flattery is the sincerest form of lying. (?)

2555. It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake. (H.L. Mencken)

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