The Frictionary # 283

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2746. The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated. (Doug Horton)

2747. Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. (Sarah Orne Jewett)

2748. Every apple is a flower that has known love. (Félix Leclerc)

2749. His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. (Arthur Baer)

2750. Dust bunnies are molecular chambers and
Laundry is a colorful list of historical moments. (Jen D. Clark)

2751. A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road. (Henry Ward Beecher)

2752. Boredom is a disease of life. We build fences so we can jump them. (Alfred de Vigny)

2753. You can't be a genius and not know it. (Réjean Lévesque)

2754. An economist is a man who measures the value of love by the price of prostitution. (?)

2755. A gun gives you the body, not the bird. (Henry David Thoreau)

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