The Frictionary # 505

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4566. Stir the masses before using them.  Wise maxim. (Charles Maurice de Talleyrand)

4567. Ah, life is so daily. (Jules Lafargue)

4568. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. (Mitch Hedberg)

4569. It is fear that first brought gods into the world. (Petronius)

4570. Criminal: person who earns a living doing something that doesn't pay. (Michel Lauzière)

4571. He who has never hoped can never despair. (George Bernard Shaw)

4572. The best things in life are not only free, they require less assembly. (Robert Brault)

4573. Jesus was a daddy's boy. (Yannick Vrolant)

4574. My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared. (P.J. Plauger)

4575. Wisdom is nothing more than healed pain. (Robert E. Lee)

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