The Frictionary # 517

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4686. The most important days are the day you are born and the day you find out why. (Mark Twain)

4687. The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes. (Peter DeVries)

4688. The sixth sense should be the sense of humor. (Réjean Lévesque)

4689. If you want to save face, keep the lower half shut. (Ann Landers)

4690. Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. (Buddha)

4691. If I simplify, Facebook is used to talk to your family and friends, Twitter is used to talk against them. (Billy Tellier)

4692. Thinking outside the box
most often results
in a bigger box.  (Positively Wyrde)

4693. When I waste minutes, hours take revenge. (Tariq Muhammad Majeed)

4694. Send Animal Crackers to PETA, half-eaten. (J. Chris Newberg)

4695. Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get. (George Bernard Shaw)

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