The Frictionary # 510

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4616. Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. (Mark Twain -attributed)

4617. The average human has one breast and one testicle. (Des McHale)

4618. The law, with a great regard for equality, forbids the rich and the poor from sleeping under bridges, from begging in the streets, and from stealing bread. (Anatole France)

4619. On the seventh day
God said
your turn.  (Coyote Sings)

4620. Appearances concern the one looking as well as the one appearing. (Quoc Dinh Nguyen)

4621. Being overwhelmed comes from a breakdown of your thoughts about your life, not a breakdown of your life. (David Cain)

4622. Aging is mandatory.  Maturity is optional. (Chris Antonak)

4623. Stupidity talks, vanity acts. (Victor Hugo)

4624. Grandfathers are just antique little boys. (?)

4625. Chaos is the score upon which reality is written. (Henry Miller)

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