The frictionary # 526

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4776. Laughter is carbonated holiness. (Anne Lamott)

4477. The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. (Demetri Martin)

4478. Modesty is the conscience of the body. (Honoré de Balzac)

4479. An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. (Quentin Crisp)

4480. Human happiness is composed of so many parts that there are always some missing. (Jacques Bossuet)

4481. Nothing
isolated
is understood.  (Positively Wyrde)

4482. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. (Helen Rowland)

4483. If stupidity could be taxed, the government could be self-financed. (Jean Yanne)

4484. Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters? - Thou shalt not kill.(?)

4485. Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves. (Peter McArthur)

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