The Frictionary # 549

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5006. You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do. (Henry Ford)

5007. Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that. (Matt Frewer)

5008. Pain is a great teacher; it teaches us that we are alive. (Dominique Lévy-Chédeville)

5009. My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. (Jim Gaffigan)

5010. By itself, life is a quotation. (Jorge Luis Borgès)

5011. Whoever snuck the "s" in "fast food" is a clever person. (ComedyQuotez)

5012. Congratulation, n. The civility of envy. (Ambrose Bierce)

5013. We should try to be happy, if only to set a good example. (Jacques Prévert)

5014. Over 1,000 Black Holes exist on Earth now, cleverly disguised as the final hole on miniature golf courses. (Ed Allison -"Unstrange Phenomena")

5015. What remains 
of the mountain
sand between my toes.  (Annette Makino)

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