Sunday, September 21, 2014

The Frictionary # 549

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5006. You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do. (Henry Ford)

5007. Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that. (Matt Frewer)

5008. Pain is a great teacher; it teaches us that we are alive. (Dominique Lévy-Chédeville)

5009. My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. (Jim Gaffigan)

5010. By itself, life is a quotation. (Jorge Luis Borgès)

5011. Whoever snuck the "s" in "fast food" is a clever person. (ComedyQuotez)

5012. Congratulation, n. The civility of envy. (Ambrose Bierce)

5013. We should try to be happy, if only to set a good example. (Jacques Prévert)

5014. Over 1,000 Black Holes exist on Earth now, cleverly disguised as the final hole on miniature golf courses. (Ed Allison -"Unstrange Phenomena")

5015. What remains 
of the mountain
sand between my toes.  (Annette Makino)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome, but commercial links will be rejected. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!

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