The Frictionary # 560

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5116. If life must not be taken seriously, then so neither must death. (Samuel Butler)

5117. The world is (...) a kind of spiritual kindergarten, where millions of bewildered infants are trying to spell God with the wrong blocks. (Edwin Arlington Robinson)

5118. Indignation is a spark plug, not a fuel, and even less a road. (Simon Jodoin)

5119. Note to slef: always know where your glasses are before you take outyour lenses. (Tim Minchin)

5120. God said, "Don't eat from the tree of knowledge" and millions have embraced that philosophy...Mostly Americans. (John Wing)

5121. If God doesn't exist, I am God. (Fyodor Dostoyevsky)

5122. Man is fire, woman tow is; comes the devil and blows. (Miguel de Cervantes)

5123. Eight-year old boy in a suit
now all the flowers
smell like funerals.  (Coyote Sings)

5124. "You only live once!" - Pessimistic cat. (SixthFormPoet)

5125. Love is not a because, it's a no matter what. (Jodi Picoult)

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