The Frictionary # 550

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5016. It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

5017. A stumble may prevent a fall. (Thomas Fuller)

5018. Innuendos are the anonymous letters of conversation. (Claire de Rémusat)

5019. "Austerity" is a word said mainly by people with a full stomach. (Andy Borowitz)

5020. I was separated at birth. (J. Scott Wilson)

5021. Violence is the fruit of desire. (Buddha)

5022. In the realm of the deaf, the blind are mute. (Jacques Sternberg)

5023. Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. (Ogden Nash)

5024. I like writing my eights on their sides.  It's infinitely better. (?)

5025. We turn not older with years, but newer every day. (Emily Dickinson)

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