The Frictionary # 590

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5426. Time: that which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him. (Herbert Spencer)

5427. My motto is my blood type: "Be positive." (Jonathan Rubin)

5428. Life is sailing on an ocean of uncertainty while provisioning in the archipelagoes of certainty. (Edgar Morin)

5429. Women - God's version of the Rubik cube. (Maderchaud)

5430. All bad people drink water: this has been proven by the Flood. (Louis-Philippe de Ségur)

5431. A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye. (Carolyn Wells)

5432. The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us. And our lives slip away, moment by moment, lost in that vast terrible in between. (J. Michall Straczynski)

5433. Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. (L.J. Peter)

5434. As I grow older and older
And totter toward the tomb
I find that I care less and less
Who goes to bed with whom. (Dorothy L. Sayers)

5435. Peace of mind is that mental condition in which you have accepted the worst. (Lin Yutang)

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