The Frictionary # 637

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5896. I believe patriotism is a good thing here, but not for people in foreign countries. (Jim Unger "Herman")

5897. Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. (Mark Twain)

5898. The best way to keep your word is not to give it. (Napoléon Bonaparte)

5899. In the past, men created witches, now they create mental patients. (Thomas Szasz)

5900. Misogynist: a man who hates women as much as women hate one another. (H.L. Mencken)

5901. Everybody knows how to make babies. Nobody knows how to make daddies. (Stromae)

5902. We adore chaos because we love to produce order. (M.C. Escher)

5903. My ghosts are really fashion freaks.
They wear satin contour sheets. (Réjean Lévesque)

5904. Perfection is the death of possibilities. (Mary Kay Hamm)

5905. The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. (Arthur C. Clarke)

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