The Frictionary # 650

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6026. Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. (Robert H. Schuller)

6027. Common sense is a lot like deodorant. The people who need it most, never use it. (Bill Murray)

6028. She was lying in bed
I noticed her panties
on fire. (Réjean Lévesque)

6029. Everybody is against Trump and all the others vote for him. (Stéphane Laporte)

6030. It is part of human nature to hate those whom you have injured. (Tacitus)

6031. Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. (Paul Theroux)

6032. God, n. History's most popular hypothesis, treated as a fact by those who don't know what "hypothesis" means. (Mardy Grothe)

6033. What is beautiful in a mystery is the secret it contains, not the truth it is hiding. (Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt)

6034. The color of a chameleon can only be the one it has when on another chameleon. (François Cavanna)

6035. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. (Frank Herbert)

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