The Frictionary # 656

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6086. We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. (George Bernard Shaw)

6087. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. (Irv Kupcinet)

6088. Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side. (François de La Rochefoucaud)

6089. Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit. (Courtney Barnett)

6090. Writing is the only country I know where it feels good to be a stranger. (Laure Morali)

6091. New moon rising
a loon's cry settles
near the lake. (Sage Stone)

6092. You don't stay single for long. You're single for two weeks. After that, you're all alone. (Simon Gouache)

6093. Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the peanuts. (Jeff Foxworthy)

6094. The center of a donut is 100% fat free. (?)

6095. Light doesn't make any noise. (Félix Leclerc)

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