The Frictionary # 705

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6576.Death is the golden key that opens the palace of eternity. (John Milton)

6577. The boomerang is Australia"s chief export (and then import). (Demetri Martin)

6578. If I should go first, I'll try to contact you from the other side. She said, "OK, but not during The Voice." (Réjean Lévesque)

6579. We are never prepared for what we expect. (James Michener)

6580. If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. (Lao Tsu)

6581. The enemy of true freedom is an excessive need for security. (Jean de La Fontaine)

6582. Never buy a fur from a veterinarian. (Joan Rivers)

6583. It is not the night that is silent
it is the light. (Positively Wyrde)

6584. "My dad can beat your dad." -Jesus (?)

6585. Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither is safe. (Edmund Burke)

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