The Frictionary # 724

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6776. People need loving the most when they don't deserve it the least. (John Harrigan)

6777. A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs; don't let Kevin Bacon die. (Bill Murray)

6778. Morning is day's youth. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

6779. Tragedy is when desire dies. You must at least desire desire. (Réjean Lévesque)

6780. Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. (Mark Twain)

6781. The nose is the visage idiot. (Marcel Marien)

6782. Housework is what a woman does, that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. (Evan Esar)

6783. Proof that the moon is inhabited, there's light at night. (Francis Blanche)

6784. Some people are so poor, all they have is money. (?)

6785. When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? (Robin Williams)

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The Frictionary # 723

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6766. Psychoanalysis is that disease of the mind for which it believes itself to be the cure. (Karl Kraus)

6767. Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. (Julian Huxley)

6768. Come sleep with me: we won't make love; love will make us. (Julio Cortazar)

6769. Etymology: the police record of words. (Roland Topor)

6770. I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it. -Plato. (Banksy)

6771. When I was younger, I wanted to be a soccer player, but I was a rotten actor. (Réjean Lévesque)

6772. If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low. (Lewis Grizzard)

6773. The national dish of America is menus. (Robert Robinson)

6774. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. (?)

6775. It is not because you are many who are wrong that you are right. (Bernard Werber)

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The Frictionary # 722

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6756. The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, and love. They do not require coupons. (George T. Hewitt)

6757. [A retirement home is where] the line between assisted living and assisted dying is very thin. (Eugene McCarthy)

6758. Always and never, one is as long as the other. (Elsa Triolet)

6759. Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. (John Benfield)

6760. Reading is a way of achieving companionship without giving up solitude. (Mardy Grothe)

6761. Schwarzenegger's favorite composer is I.L.B. Bach. (Réjean Lévesque)

6762. No one will ever know how many caresses have to die in the hands of soldiers. (Gilbert LaRocque)

6763. Whenever you're furious with your parents or you think they're terrible, just remember, you vomited on them and they kept you. (John Green)

6764. The one who values nothing is always gratified. (?)

6765. I never met a chocolate I didn't like. (Brennon Braga)

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The Frictionary # 721

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6746. The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. (Kin Hubbard) 

6747. A modest man is usually admired if people ever hear of him. (Edgar Watson Howe)

6748. Love is a sea of which woman is the shore. (Victor Hugo)

6749. The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous. The way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. (H.L. Mencken)

6750. You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. (Ray Bradbury)

6751. Nature's law is fight or flee
Humanity's law is love or disappear. (Réjean Lévesque)

6752. I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces and when you finish it, it says "Go outside." (Demetri Martin)

6753, Three things are fleeting: the echo, the rainbow, and women's beauty. (German proverb)

6754. After you've heard two witness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history. (?)

6755. God is a concept by which we measure our pain. (John Lennon)

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