Sunday, March 25, 2018

The Frictionary # 728

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6816. Wealth can't buy you happiness. Ask any poor man. (Milton Berle)

6817. Man chases woman until she catches him. (Marcel Achard)

6818. A woman's head is always influenced by heart, but a man's heart by his head. (Marguerite Gardiner)

6819. Seems like no matter where you are in the world, you can always count on your cab driver being a racist. (Ólafur Arnalds)

6820. To think is to disturb your thoughts. (Jean Rostand)

6821. Science brings solutions
that create other problems.
Perpetual motion. (Réjean Lévesque)

6822. Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is a lot of words to describe just being alive. (Kevin Christy)

6823. Everybody forgets the basic thing; people are not going to love you unless you love them. (Pat Carroll)

6824. The only zen thoughts you might find at the top of the mountain are those you brought with you. (?)

6825. When did ignorance become a point of view? (Scott Adams)

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Sunday, March 18, 2018

The Frictionary # 727

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6806. To wait is to hope. If not, you don't wait. (Brigitte Giraud)

6807. If we didn't have divorces, where would we get waitresses? (Milton Berle)

6808. When you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you. (Lolly Daskal)

6809. Tact, n. Diplomacy in casual attire. (Mardy Grothe)

6810. Faith must be enforced by reason. When faith becomes blind, it dies. (Gandhi)

6811. A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people. (Peter McArthur)

6812. Forgiveness is the key that unlocks the door of resentment and the handcuffs of hate. (William Arthur Ward)

6813. Believe in those who seek truth, doubt those who find it. (André Gide)

6814. Respect old people: they graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia. (?)

6815. In love, whoever doubts accuses. (Alexandre Dumas)

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Sunday, March 11, 2018

The Frictionary # 726

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6796. Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. (Ronald Knox)

6797. When it comes to other people's impressions it's never about who you are, it's about how they feel. (David Cain)

6798. Friendship is only possible between equals. (Alexandre Dumas)

6799. The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. (Andy Warhol)

6800. When the candles are out all women are fair. (Plutarch)

6801. Truth comes out of the mouth of children; that's why we say they are cruel. (Réjean Lévesque)

6802. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. (Daniel Patrick Moynihan)

6803. Jealousy is the shadow of desire. Desire always compares and, because of comparison, there is suffering. (Shanti Dharma)

6804. Latin is a dead language
As dead as it can be
First it killed the Romans
And now it's killing me. (?)

6805. Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. (Bernard M. Baruch)

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Sunday, March 04, 2018

The Frictionary # 725

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6786. Maturity is when you prefer questions to answers, complexity to simplicity, listening to talking, and solitude to sociability. (Mardy Grothe)

6787. Grapes: wine capsules. (Alexandre Grimod de la Reynière)

6788. Marriage is a meal where the soup is better than the dessert. (Austin O'Malley)

6789. The only institution which rejects progress is the cemetery (Harold Wison)

6790. What can't be named is eternal.
Naming splits the eternal to smithereens. (Lao Tzu)

6791. The last squares of a roll of toilet paper should be printed with: "The end is near..." (Réjean Lévesque)

6792. Countless people talk behind my back. I go to lots of movies. (Bob Thaves -"Frank & Ernest")

6793. The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

6794. Love is blind; hate is deaf. (?)

6795. My dog is an atheist; he doesn't believe in me. (François Cavanna)

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