The Frictionary # 1161

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11126. The only exact thing in the newspaper is the date. (Coluche)

11127. All empty souls tend to extreme opinion. (William Butler Yeats)

11128. The fly that does not want to be swatted is safest if it sits on the fly-swatter. (G.C. Lichtenberg)

11129. Sometimes as an antidote/ to fear of death,/ I eat the stars. (Rebecca Elson)

11130. If you want to go out on the sea without any risk of capsizing, then don’t buy a boat; buy an island. (Marcel Pagnol)

11131. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers. (Thomas Pynchon)

11132. If your compassion does not include yourself, it is incomplete. (Buddha)

11133.  I used to call her Darling, but now I call her collect. (A. Frank Willis)

11134. 'Vegetarian' is an old indian word for 'bad hunter'. (?)

11135. We must not always turn over a new leaf, sometimes it must be ripped off. (Achille Chavée)

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The Frictionary # 1160

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11116. Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace. (Jonathan Lockwood Huie)

11117. Weapons are men’s jewels. (Jean Follain)

11118. You can’t be on the same page as someone who has a different book. (C'est la vie)

11119. The more I know about men, the more I love my dog. The more I know about women, the less I love my bitch. (Pierre Desproges)

11120. Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it. (Bernard Meltzer)

11121. I wiped my TV screen with an anti-germ wipe and I lost Fox News. (Réjean Lévesque)

11122. The narcissist (...) has no love, no compassion, no rational, objective judgment.(...)He is everything, the world is nothing. (Erich Fromm)  *Does this quote make you think of someone we all know?

11123. Stretched out on the deck, we see the Milky Way and the Milky Way sees us. And that’s our business. (David Gaudreault)

11124. Addiction is giving up EVERYTHING for - one - thing. (?)

11125. I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford, then I want to move in with them. (Phyllis Diller)

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The Frictionary # 1159

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11106. Life is like a prism. What you see depends on how you turn the glass. (Jonathan Kellerman)

11107. Instinct dictates duty, and intelligence provides pretexts to evade it. (Marcel Proust)

11108. Boredom is time laid bare, hollowed of meaning, blank as death. (Maria Popova)

11109. Poetry lives on perpetual insomnia. (René Char)

11110. In a consumer society, there are inevitably two kinds of slaves: the prisoners of addiction and the prisoners of envy. (Ivan Illich)

11111. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes. (Mogens Jallberg)

11112. You go to bed with your wife, you wake up with your mother. (Occitan proverb)

11113. Dogs are pleasers, owned by needy people. Cats are independent, like their staff. (Samantha Covington)

11114. Religions: successful mafias. (?)

11115. Half of the politicians are good for nothing. The others will do anything. (Coluche)

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