The Frictionary # 1176

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

11286. We know that we are going towards death and, faced with this inevitable occurrence, we have only one instrument: laughter. (Umberto Eco)

11287. That's the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you. (Ray Bradbury)

11288. Man created word/ and has been misunderstood/ ever since. (Positively Wyrde)

11289. I never take the beaten path. I am against all forms of violence. (Réjean Lévesque)

11290. If the lord had meant us to have faith, he'd have given us lobotomies. (Zlatko)

11291. You are what you eat and who wants to be a lettuce? (Peter Burns)

11292. People make a big deal about the hundred and one Dalmatians, and how they were saved from Cruella de Vil, but rarely do you hear about the hundred-and-second Dalmatian. (Christopher Gangemi)

11293. There would be fewer widows if men married women their age. (Philippe Bouvard)

11294. God created the woman, disappointed by the result, he invented Photoshop. (?)

11295. It's starting to seem like I donate to charities so they have money to hire to keep asking me for money. (Julius Sharpe)

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