The Frictionary # 741

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6946. The problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old. (Bob Mankoff)

6947. There are four things that hold back human progress: ignorance, stupidity, committees, and accountants. (Charles C. Lyall)

6948. The optimist is the one who does his crossword puzzle directly in ink. (Marcel Achard)

6949. The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. (Oscar Wilde)

6950. Love isn't blind, it just suffers from tunnel vision. (Réjean Lévesque)

6951. Saint Augustine wrote that we would find in Paradise an eternal Sunday. Life is just a long wait for the weekend. (Pekka Himanen)

6952. Remember: One lie does not cost you one truth but the truth. (Christian Hebbel)

6953. After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. (Cato the Elder)

6954. A wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. Choose your prison mate wisely. (?)

6955. Women and perfume are subtle, that is why they should be well confined. (Mohammed)

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